Breakfast Routine

[stek]

Out of bed, tulip and shave, out of the door in 20 mins. Up at 545am before the rest of house awakes...

No wash?

[Troll]

Out of bed, tulip and shave, out of the door in 20 mins.

No shower after your dump?

[LondonManc]

You can't wash a turd, only polish it

[SimonMac]

6am Alarm, Get up, have a tulip (while checking the news on the phone, how did we cope before smart phones), get dressed, have a coffee, leave for a 1.5 hour drive on a good day, 2.5 hour drive on a bad day!

I usually get a phone call from MrsMac about half seven when she wakes up

[SimonMac]

No shower after your dump?

I have a shower before bed to maximize time in bed

[stek]

I have a golden shower in bed to maximize time in bed

FTFY...

[DaveB]

You can't wash a turd, only polish it

Or roll it in Glitter.

[Troll]

I have a shower before bed to maximize time in bed

Gotta go to work with a washed & polished botty otherwise it's just plain wrong

[psychocandy]

I have a shower before bed to maximize time in bed

Missed that bit out. Always thought that was a bit smelly. After all you must sweat a bit in bed sometimes....

[SimonMac]

Missed that bit out. Always thought that was a bit smelly. After all you must sweat a bit in bed sometimes....

I see it as 6 of one, if you are clean getting into bed coupled with weekly bedding changes you are less likely to get out of it dirty, if you sweat in bed you have your heating on too high and as a tight arse Yorkshire man I could never let that happen