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Last edited by SimonMac; 31 October 2020, 13:04.Originally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten. -
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Ejector scheat yer joking.
RIP Spanisch Peacock.
qhHe had a negative bluety on a quackhandle and was quadraspazzed on a lifeglug.
I look forward to your all knowing and likely sarcastic and unhelpful reply.
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Originally posted by SimonMac View Post"You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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That's the shytest Irish Scot's brogue I've ever heard.Originally posted by DoctorStrangelove View PostI was an IPSE Consultative Council Member, until the BoD abolished it. I am not an IPSE Member, since they have no longer have any relevance to me, as an IT Contractor. Read my lips...I recommend QDOS for ALL your Insurance requirements (Contact me for a referral code).Comment
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They gave him an Oscar for it.Originally posted by Scruff View PostThat's the shytest Irish Scot's brogue I've ever heard.
It's almost as good as his Egyptian accent.
When the fun stops, STOP.Comment
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My wife said the same yesterday ..... Mrs W .... is that you?Originally posted by DoctorStrangelove View PostThey gave him an Oscar for it.
It's almost as good as his Egyptian accent.
I am what I drink, and I'm a bitter man
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I liked him. Only Connery could play Juan Sanchez Villalobos Ramirez with a Scottish accent:Originally posted by DoctorStrangelove View PostThey gave him an Oscar for it.
It's almost as good as his Egyptian accent.
"Am Juan so I am. Hoad yer wheest man, who's yon bawbag wi' the ******* attitude. Lets gie it malky" - Sean playing Juan Sanchez Villalobos Ramirez.
"Am Alexander so I am. Hoad yer wheest man, who's yon bawbag wi' the ******* attitude. Lets gie it malky" - Sean playing Alexander The Great.
And the incredible thing is he carried it off.“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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