"I read somewhere..."

[OwlHoot]

Glancing through those Twitter thingies makes clear how many sad people there are, who think anyone could possibly be interested in their infantile smutty commonplace thoughts.

But then I suppose the same could be said for quite a few similar posts on here (including I hasten to add some of mine)

[NigelJK]

when those puppies walked by.

Reminded me more of 99 red balloons.

[ContractorHardman]

"The video has racked up 15,508 views and her company has also shown its support for Jayde by posting a message on its website."

Racked up? Jeezo, even the Journalist writing about it is having a bit of fun!

[MarillionFan]

It would be difficult to not be put off your keyboard stroke when those puppies walked by.

[vetran]

Anyone we Know?

Jayde Phoenix forced to hit back at people who sent her X-rated messages on LinkedIn | Daily Mail Online

She got some fairly unpleasant mails after posing like this on Linkedin.

I do feel sorry for her but she might have thought before getting the boys out.

[LondonManc]

Any comment from CMD on this matter?

He's looking into it. Lustfully.

[mudskipper]

Awesome

I'm sorry to see you have been corralled with the musings of Mr V.

I posted it here to save the mods the work. I'm nice like that

[barrydidit]

Any comment from CMD on this matter?

[vetran]

Headline of the day...

Sex pigs halt traffic after laser attack on Pokémon teens - The Local

Awesome

I'm sorry to see you have been corralled with the musings of Mr V.

[northernladuk]

Headline of the day...

Sex pigs halt traffic after laser attack on Pokémon teens - The Local

And their waterwheel sex could be considered sexual harassment if anyone took offence, he added.

Traffic backed up on the highway as some drivers slowed down and others clambered out of their cars to behold the bizarre spectacle, one motorist told the paper.

I guess no one did then