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Originally posted by diseasex View PostNSFW????Leave a comment:
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Originally posted by Old Greg View PostAnother Hemmingway, here.
I wonder if anyone will 'fess up to being an MF.
You are an MF like 0.00001% of the population. You fill the bar insisting you are really in the poshest bar in town. The rate you consume the Alcohol & nuts means we have to have 8 deliveries a hour.
Maybe a CretinWatcher ?
You drool into your shandy assuring everyone that you really are something important as you wait for mummy to pick you up after her appointment with Uncle Suity.Leave a comment:
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Originally posted by vetran View PostYou get to co star with these ladies
Top Indian porn stars - | Photo1 | Wonder Woman - What are you today?Leave a comment:
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NSFW Porn benefits- this is the best one I've heard!
You get to co star with these ladies
Top Indian porn stars - | Photo1 | Wonder Woman - What are you today?Leave a comment:
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Another Hemmingway, here.
I wonder if anyone will 'fess up to being an MF.Leave a comment:
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I am Mary Poppins (Only weekends though)
'Practically perfect in every way', the Poppins drunk is someone who is already outgoing, who becomes more so when they've had a few.Leave a comment:
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Oh goody a quiz - what type of Drunk are you?
http://indy100.independent.co.uk/art...ou--by5eGhCxvb
apparently I'm a Hemingway pretty much the same as when I'm sober.Leave a comment:
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RMT has growing support
'Bob Crow Brigade' in Syria shows solidarity with UK rail strikers | Middle East Eye
Gotta be a joke ....Leave a comment:
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostIn dodgeball it was considered funny.
Is the UK losing its sense of humour? I blame brexit....Leave a comment:
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