Free train fares!

[DimPrawn]

Why it pays to commute: House prices rising so fast in commuter towns they pay for season tickets in a week - Telegraph

Boomed!

Everything is free cos my house pays for it!

[MrMarkyMark]

Boomed!

Everything is free cos my house pays for it!

Awesome

Even better, it will be forever, 'cos the prices will never go down....

[vetran]

Awesome

Even better, it will be forever, 'cos the prices will never go down....

unlike NLYUK who will go down for a reasonable fee.

unless you are Mauve Monkey you have to sympathise with them.

[MrMarkyMark]

unless you are Mauve Monkey you have to sympathise with them.

Yes, I wish his parent would just hurry the feck up and buy him his house somewhere nice.

[barrydidit]

Yes, I wish his parent would just hurry the feck up and buy him his house somewhere nice.

I expect he killed his parent for being a greedy boomer, then discovered they had left their estate to the local cats home on grounds of his incessant whining and to teach him about self reliance.

[NickFitz]

So all you have to do is remortgage each time you need to renew your season ticket. Sounds like a plan

[AJ1982]

So all you have to do is remortgage each time you need to renew your season ticket. Sounds like a plan

Correct, worth does not equal money in the bank (Readies)

[SueEllen]

I expect he killed his parent for being a greedy boomer, then discovered they had left their estate to the RSPCA on grounds of his incessant whining and to teach him about self reliance.

Cos they will take him to the highest court in the land if he contests the will.

[DimPrawn]

So all you have to do is remortgage each time you need to renew your season ticket. Sounds like a plan

I have a plan b.

Fit one of these in every boomer home.



Simply pay up the equity release owed when you pop your cloggs / sell up.

[NibblyPig]

Fit one of these in every boomer home.

No need, everyone knows the boomers all have tens of thousands stuffed in their mattresses