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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by NibblyPig View Post
    No need, everyone knows the boomers all have tens of thousands stuffed in their mattresses stolen from later generations
    FTFY

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  • NibblyPig
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    Fit one of these in every boomer home.
    No need, everyone knows the boomers all have tens of thousands stuffed in their mattresses

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  • DimPrawn
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    Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
    So all you have to do is remortgage each time you need to renew your season ticket. Sounds like a plan
    I have a plan b.

    Fit one of these in every boomer home.



    Simply pay up the equity release owed when you pop your cloggs / sell up.

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  • SueEllen
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    Originally posted by barrydidit View Post
    I expect he killed his parent for being a greedy boomer, then discovered they had left their estate to the RSPCA on grounds of his incessant whining and to teach him about self reliance.
    Cos they will take him to the highest court in the land if he contests the will.

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  • AJ1982
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    Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
    So all you have to do is remortgage each time you need to renew your season ticket. Sounds like a plan
    Correct, worth does not equal money in the bank (Readies)

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  • NickFitz
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    So all you have to do is remortgage each time you need to renew your season ticket. Sounds like a plan

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  • barrydidit
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    Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
    Yes, I wish his parent would just hurry the feck up and buy him his house somewhere nice.
    I expect he killed his parent for being a greedy boomer, then discovered they had left their estate to the local cats home on grounds of his incessant whining and to teach him about self reliance.

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  • MrMarkyMark
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    Originally posted by vetran View Post
    unless you are Mauve Monkey you have to sympathise with them.
    Yes, I wish his parent would just hurry the feck up and buy him his house somewhere nice.

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
    Awesome

    Even better, it will be forever, 'cos the prices will never go down....
    unlike NLYUK who will go down for a reasonable fee.

    unless you are Mauve Monkey you have to sympathise with them.

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  • MrMarkyMark
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    Boomed!

    Everything is free cos my house pays for it!
    Awesome

    Even better, it will be forever, 'cos the prices will never go down....

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  • DimPrawn
    started a topic Free train fares!

    Free train fares!

    Why it pays to commute: House prices rising so fast in commuter towns they pay for season tickets in a week - Telegraph

    Boomed!

    Everything is free cos my house pays for it!

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