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vetran replied

11 January 2016, 11:09
Originally posted by NibblyPig View Post

No need, everyone knows the boomers all have tens of thousands stuffed in their mattresses stolen from later generations

FTFY
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NibblyPig replied

11 January 2016, 10:40
Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post

Fit one of these in every boomer home.

No need, everyone knows the boomers all have tens of thousands stuffed in their mattresses
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DimPrawn replied

10 January 2016, 19:47
Originally posted by NickFitz View Post

So all you have to do is remortgage each time you need to renew your season ticket. Sounds like a plan

I have a plan b.

Fit one of these in every boomer home.

Simply pay up the equity release owed when you pop your cloggs / sell up.
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SueEllen replied

8 January 2016, 15:07
Originally posted by barrydidit View Post

I expect he killed his parent for being a greedy boomer, then discovered they had left their estate to the RSPCA on grounds of his incessant whining and to teach him about self reliance.

Cos they will take him to the highest court in the land if he contests the will.
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AJ1982 replied

8 January 2016, 13:56
Originally posted by NickFitz View Post

So all you have to do is remortgage each time you need to renew your season ticket. Sounds like a plan

Correct, worth does not equal money in the bank (Readies)
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NickFitz replied

8 January 2016, 13:17
So all you have to do is remortgage each time you need to renew your season ticket. Sounds like a plan
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barrydidit replied

8 January 2016, 10:08
Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post

Yes, I wish his parent would just hurry the feck up and buy him his house somewhere nice.

I expect he killed his parent for being a greedy boomer, then discovered they had left their estate to the local cats home on grounds of his incessant whining and to teach him about self reliance.
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MrMarkyMark replied

8 January 2016, 09:59
Originally posted by vetran View Post

unless you are Mauve Monkey you have to sympathise with them.

Yes, I wish his parent would just hurry the feck up and buy him his house somewhere nice.
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vetran replied

8 January 2016, 09:45
Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post

Awesome

Even better, it will be forever, 'cos the prices will never go down....

unlike NLYUK who will go down for a reasonable fee.

unless you are Mauve Monkey you have to sympathise with them.
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MrMarkyMark replied

8 January 2016, 09:26
Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post

Boomed!

Everything is free cos my house pays for it!

Awesome

Even better, it will be forever, 'cos the prices will never go down....
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DimPrawn started a topic Free train fares!

8 January 2016, 09:18
Free train fares!

Why it pays to commute: House prices rising so fast in commuter towns they pay for season tickets in a week - Telegraph

Boomed!

Everything is free cos my house pays for it!
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