Name the elements

[xoggoth]

Leftium. Demands protons from other elements due to belief that all deserve an equal atomic weight.

[PurpleGorilla]

Careful boy! we are watching you.

PS Or would be if we hadn't mislaid our glasses again.

Who you calling boy? Grandad.

[DaveB]

Well since they are all Heavy Metal elements one of them should be Lemmium, or possibly Kilsmisterium.

[LondonManc]

Utubium - hypnotic element that causes time to pass more quickly than you expected.

Kardashium - fastest-acting money-reducing agent known to man. All the lustre of gold with none of its quality

[MrMarkyMark]

Entitlementium - Element that expects life to be easy and everything laid out on a plate.

[darmstadt]

Toryium - its not what you think it is...

[PurpleGorilla]

Contractium

Prized for its value, expensive, bright lustre.

Material never stays static for long, as risk of turning into permieum a far less valuable element, of dull lustre.

[WTFH]

Agentium - absorbs 20% of everything around it while being inactive.

[northernladuk]

Northernladium - Highly volatile and unstable in the presence of air. Reacts violently with Noobinium and Moronium. Should be kept submerged for a long period of time.

[LondonManc]

Gorillium - Blames elements discovered longer ago for its high atomic number.