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MrMarkyMark replied

7 January 2016, 16:21
Gideonium - A fake metal similar to fools gold, relies on the decieved to provide a false value of worth. Highly volatile over short periods of time.
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LondonManc replied

7 January 2016, 16:15
Gorillium - Blames elements discovered longer ago for its high atomic number.
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northernladuk replied

7 January 2016, 15:30
Northernladium - Highly volatile and unstable in the presence of air. Reacts violently with Noobinium and Moronium. Should be kept submerged for a long period of time.
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WTFH replied

7 January 2016, 15:23
Agentium - absorbs 20% of everything around it while being inactive.
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PurpleGorilla replied

7 January 2016, 15:17
Contractium

Prized for its value, expensive, bright lustre.

Material never stays static for long, as risk of turning into permieum a far less valuable element, of dull lustre.
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darmstadt replied

7 January 2016, 09:46
Toryium - its not what you think it is...
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MrMarkyMark replied

7 January 2016, 09:22
Entitlementium - Element that expects life to be easy and everything laid out on a plate.

Last edited by MrMarkyMark; 7 January 2016, 09:35.
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LondonManc replied

7 January 2016, 09:16
Utubium - hypnotic element that causes time to pass more quickly than you expected.

Kardashium - fastest-acting money-reducing agent known to man. All the lustre of gold with none of its quality
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DaveB replied

7 January 2016, 07:43
Well since they are all Heavy Metal elements one of them should be Lemmium, or possibly Kilsmisterium.
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PurpleGorilla replied

6 January 2016, 22:17
Originally posted by xoggoth View Post

Careful boy! we are watching you.

PS Or would be if we hadn't mislaid our glasses again.

Who you calling boy? Grandad.
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xoggoth replied

6 January 2016, 22:16
Leftium. Demands protons from other elements due to belief that all deserve an equal atomic weight.
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xoggoth replied

6 January 2016, 22:11
Boomeranium

Careful boy! we are watching you.

PS Or would be if we hadn't mislaid our glasses again.
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original PM replied

6 January 2016, 22:11
Hipsterium

Does not appear to do anything useful.

Makes an annoying whiny noise when pressure is applied.

If left alone it will make itself look increasingly more stupid - this characteristic appears to be infinite as we still find more and more stupid looking ones each day.

Or something
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DimPrawn replied

6 January 2016, 22:09
Originally posted by PurpleGorilla View Post

Scientific symbol: BLT

Sandwiched on the periodic table between Boomium and Bustium.
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PurpleGorilla replied

6 January 2016, 21:55
Boomeranium

Can grow in mass by sucking the energy out of other elements. Tends to dominate the periodic table. Actually it owns the table.

Scientific symbol: BLT
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