Bored, very bored….

[DaveB]

Create a sock puppet on here to argue with. Make sure they disagree with everything you say. Maybe call them "Dodgy Agent", and make them refer to themselves in the third person.


WTFH thinks this is a great idea.

FTFY

[LondonManc]

Bang some hotties from HR in the disabled toilet, always makes two minutes of the afternoon fly past.

FTFY

[Uncle Albert]

Waste some time watching "Italian Spiderman" which I believe was based on the (fantasy) life of MF It could well be NSFW if your client objects to comedy violence and sexism.

https://vimeo.com/42254051

[PurpleGorilla]

There are three of us in this office needing to still put in a full day, but with literally no work to do. Absolutely nothing. The programme is to be re-planned, which is happening at a snails pace.

Listening to radio 2, reading the BBC website through, and working the pimps for a new year role. It is like a social experiment. Working to rule, not a minute more, not a minute less. In at 7:31am so leaving at 3:01pm.

10 more days of this – the things we do to invoice……

You're getting paid for no work.

Are you a permie?

are you a disguised employee?

[LondonManc]

You're getting paid for no work.

Are you a permie?

are you a disguised employee?

Clearly not under SDC as they're having to make their own work.
In terms of MoO, while there's no obligation to provide work, there's been nobody telling them not to come in.

[darmstadt]

Draw a picture of all three of you, then post it. We can judge if you want.

[FatLazyContractor]

Did not realise that the OP works with MF.

[OwlHoot]

One guy is a sound laugh – the other gold mines his nose asking to borrow my pen all the time.

Spitroast is not an option.

They might have a different opinion about you

OH in "The Devil makes work for idle hands to do" mode.