Bored, very bored….

[WTFH]

Phone up random contractors you know and pretend to be an agent. Ask them for two references.

[MrMarkyMark]

Spitroast is not an option.

Give it a go, at least you can then say you tried it.

[LondonManc]

One guy is a sound laugh – the other gold mines his nose asking to borrow my pen all the time.

Spitroast is not an option.

At least a reacharound will feel like you've gone all the way through

[WTFH]

Phone up the local IT helpdesk of your company and tell them you've installed Windows 10.

[DaveB]

Are either of the other 2 fit?

[WTFH]

Yeah, but she was fit.

[DaveB]

Yeah, but she was fit.

Which is why she's not in the picture....

[LucidDementia]

Get a game of Brag going.

[Unix]

Bang some hotties from HR in the disabled toilet, always makes the afternoon fly past.

[WTFH]

Create a sock puppet on here to argue with. Make sure they disagree with everything you say. Maybe call them "The Donald", and make them refer to themselves in the third person.


WTFH thinks this is a great idea.