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    #21
    Originally posted by WTFH View Post
    Create a sock puppet on here to argue with. Make sure they disagree with everything you say. Maybe call them "Dodgy Agent", and make them refer to themselves in the third person.


    WTFH thinks this is a great idea.
    FTFY
    "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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      #22
      Originally posted by Unix View Post
      Bang some hotties from HR in the disabled toilet, always makes two minutes of the afternoon fly past.
      FTFY
      The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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        #23
        Waste some time watching "Italian Spiderman" which I believe was based on the (fantasy) life of MF It could well be NSFW if your client objects to comedy violence and sexism.

        https://vimeo.com/42254051
        England's greatest sailor since Nelson lost the armada.

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          #24
          Originally posted by Wilmslow View Post
          There are three of us in this office needing to still put in a full day, but with literally no work to do. Absolutely nothing. The programme is to be re-planned, which is happening at a snails pace.

          Listening to radio 2, reading the BBC website through, and working the pimps for a new year role. It is like a social experiment. Working to rule, not a minute more, not a minute less. In at 7:31am so leaving at 3:01pm.

          10 more days of this – the things we do to invoice……
          You're getting paid for no work.

          Are you a permie?

          are you a disguised employee?
          http://www.cih.org/news-article/disp...housing_market

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            #25
            Originally posted by PurpleGorilla View Post
            You're getting paid for no work.

            Are you a permie?

            are you a disguised employee?
            Clearly not under SDC as they're having to make their own work.
            In terms of MoO, while there's no obligation to provide work, there's been nobody telling them not to come in.
            The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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              #26
              Originally posted by WTFH View Post
              Draw a picture of all three of you, then post it. We can judge if you want.
              Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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                #27
                Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
                Did not realise that the OP works with MF.

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by Wilmslow View Post
                  One guy is a sound laugh – the other gold mines his nose asking to borrow my pen all the time.

                  Spitroast is not an option.
                  They might have a different opinion about you

                  OH in "The Devil makes work for idle hands to do" mode.
                  Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ here

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