Originally posted by WTFH
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Bored, very bored….
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Originally posted by Unix View PostBang some hotties from HR in the disabled toilet, always makes two minutes of the afternoon fly past.The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't existComment
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Waste some time watching "Italian Spiderman" which I believe was based on the (fantasy) life of MF It could well be NSFW if your client objects to comedy violence and sexism.
https://vimeo.com/42254051England's greatest sailor since Nelson lost the armada.Comment
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Originally posted by Wilmslow View PostThere are three of us in this office needing to still put in a full day, but with literally no work to do. Absolutely nothing. The programme is to be re-planned, which is happening at a snails pace.
Listening to radio 2, reading the BBC website through, and working the pimps for a new year role. It is like a social experiment. Working to rule, not a minute more, not a minute less. In at 7:31am so leaving at 3:01pm.
10 more days of this – the things we do to invoice……
Are you a permie?
are you a disguised employee?Comment
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Originally posted by PurpleGorilla View PostYou're getting paid for no work.
Are you a permie?
are you a disguised employee?
In terms of MoO, while there's no obligation to provide work, there's been nobody telling them not to come in.The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't existComment
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Originally posted by WTFH View PostDraw a picture of all three of you, then post it. We can judge if you want.“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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Originally posted by Wilmslow View PostOne guy is a sound laugh – the other gold mines his nose asking to borrow my pen all the time.
Spitroast is not an option.
OH in "The Devil makes work for idle hands to do" mode.Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ hereComment
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