Less than a month till the CUK Christmas party!
Date: 11 December 2015
Place: Boat and Horses, Oldham, Manchester
Time: 6pm ->
Theme: Peas and Hookers
All welcome, more the merrier. We've got a much bigger room and tables than last year.
Bring a hooker (Mandatory).
FAQs:
Q: I'm a lurker and don't post much, can I still come?
A: No. Get a life you fecking stalker.
Q: What should I wear?
A: Bikinis for hookers and Mankini for MF
Q: Can I bring my partner?
A: You fecking with us?
Q: Aren't you lot a bunch of weirdos?
A: No, we are normal hardworking working class Mancunians or Yorkshiremen with big willies.
Q: Will I fit in?
A: Rather, will we fit inside you?
Q: I'm only 24, aren't you lot all really old?
A: No comments. Would Rolf Harris?
Q: I'm panicking about the hooker thing - what do I buy?
A: Nothing. Get your card to swipe between the cheeks.
Q: Will I get laid?
A: Do we look like a swingers party?
Date: 11 December 2015
Place: Boat and Horses, Oldham, Manchester
Time: 6pm ->
Theme: Peas and Hookers
All welcome, more the merrier. We've got a much bigger room and tables than last year.
Bring a hooker (Mandatory).
FAQs:
Q: I'm a lurker and don't post much, can I still come?
A: No. Get a life you fecking stalker.
Q: What should I wear?
A: Bikinis for hookers and Mankini for MF
Q: Can I bring my partner?
A: You fecking with us?
Q: Aren't you lot a bunch of weirdos?
A: No, we are normal hardworking working class Mancunians or Yorkshiremen with big willies.
Q: Will I fit in?
A: Rather, will we fit inside you?
Q: I'm only 24, aren't you lot all really old?
A: No comments. Would Rolf Harris?
Q: I'm panicking about the hooker thing - what do I buy?
A: Nothing. Get your card to swipe between the cheeks.
Q: Will I get laid?
A: Do we look like a swingers party?
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