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CUK Christmas Party for Northerners 2015

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    CUK Christmas Party for Northerners 2015

    Less than a month till the CUK Christmas party!

    Date: 11 December 2015
    Place: Boat and Horses, Oldham, Manchester
    Time: 6pm ->
    Theme: Peas and Hookers

    All welcome, more the merrier. We've got a much bigger room and tables than last year.

    Bring a hooker (Mandatory).

    FAQs:

    Q: I'm a lurker and don't post much, can I still come?
    A: No. Get a life you fecking stalker.

    Q: What should I wear?
    A: Bikinis for hookers and Mankini for MF

    Q: Can I bring my partner?
    A: You fecking with us?

    Q: Aren't you lot a bunch of weirdos?
    A: No, we are normal hardworking working class Mancunians or Yorkshiremen with big willies.

    Q: Will I fit in?
    A: Rather, will we fit inside you?

    Q: I'm only 24, aren't you lot all really old?
    A: No comments. Would Rolf Harris?

    Q: I'm panicking about the hooker thing - what do I buy?
    A: Nothing. Get your card to swipe between the cheeks.

    Q: Will I get laid?
    A: Do we look like a swingers party?

    #2
    Why we having it in Oldham? Why not Manchester?
    'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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      #3
      And why the same date as the one for Southerners? Those of us who live in the Midlands could go to both if they were different dates

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        #4
        Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
        Why we having it in Oldham? Why not Manchester?
        Being the forum chav, you might get beaten up by scallies in Manchester. For your own good

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          #5
          Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
          And why the same date as the one for Southerners? Those of us who live in the Midlands could go to both if they were different dates
          It is a fire test for you people of midlands. Choose the right path !

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            #6
            Oldham, next to Todmorden; very high suicide rate round there. The realisation that the gene pool is that small they are all related.

            You can pretend to have as much fun as you like, that neck of the woods makes the Counting House look like Stringfellows.

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              #7
              Make it Hebden Bridge, we can do some lezzer-baiting....

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                #8
                Originally posted by stek View Post
                Make it Hebden Bridge, we can do some lezzer-baiting....
                Or wait till they have a full on lezz off
                Socialism is inseparably interwoven with totalitarianism and the abject worship of the state.

                No Socialist Government conducting the entire life and industry of the country could afford to allow free, sharp, or violently-worded expressions of public discontent.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
                  And why the same date as the one for Southerners? Those of us who live in the Midlands could go to both if they were different dates
                  So FLC can get Wilmslow to himself.

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                    #10
                    Does it have to be on the 11th I'm at my clients Xmas party.

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