CUK Christmas Party for Northerners 2015

[FatLazyContractor]

FFS. Do people have a problem understanding Sarcasm? Or is it Sarchasm?

Eitherway, I think it is time I take the ladies for a ride on my might beast. Recent additions - Refrigerator, mood lighting and a couple of champers.

[Intel]

FFS, I got excited by this until I realised I've benched myself and will be fupping off to Tenerife on the 4th Dec until it's warm again and stopped raining here on the correct side of the pennines (not yorkshire for the sake of clarity and annoying the sheep sh**gers...).

Will you have a Skype link so I can join in from next to the pool while I try to avoid being saved by greenpeace?

[MarillionFan]

Yeah, right. Like a sockie has organized a do that anyone is going to.

[original PM]

I think the bit were it says "Bring a hooker" is probably enough to make people realise this is all a but tongue in cheek...

[Intel]

I started to realise it was a bit dodgy when my usual hooker said she'd already been booked for that exact date and time......

[MrMarkyMark]

FTFY

Eitherway, I think it is time I take the ladies for a ride on my right breast. Recent additions - Refrigerator, mood lighting and a couple of champers.

[GlenW]

I think the bit were it says "Bring a hooker" is probably enough to make people realise this is all a but tongue in cheek...

I'd pay to watch that video!

[FatLazyContractor]

Yeah, right. Like a sockie has organized a do that anyone is going to.

A sockie, whilst redundant, is still somebody and hence real.

Fantasizing about first class air travel and Champagne + red carpet treatment is imaginary