Reply to: CUK Christmas Party for Northerners 2015

[FatLazyContractor]

Yeah, right. Like a sockie has organized a do that anyone is going to.

A sockie, whilst redundant, is still somebody and hence real.

Fantasizing about first class air travel and Champagne + red carpet treatment is imaginary

[GlenW]

I think the bit were it says "Bring a hooker" is probably enough to make people realise this is all a but tongue in cheek...

I'd pay to watch that video!

[MrMarkyMark]

FTFY

Eitherway, I think it is time I take the ladies for a ride on my right breast. Recent additions - Refrigerator, mood lighting and a couple of champers.

[Intel]

I started to realise it was a bit dodgy when my usual hooker said she'd already been booked for that exact date and time......

[original PM]

I think the bit were it says "Bring a hooker" is probably enough to make people realise this is all a but tongue in cheek...

[MarillionFan]

Yeah, right. Like a sockie has organized a do that anyone is going to.

[Intel]

FFS, I got excited by this until I realised I've benched myself and will be fupping off to Tenerife on the 4th Dec until it's warm again and stopped raining here on the correct side of the pennines (not yorkshire for the sake of clarity and annoying the sheep sh**gers...).

Will you have a Skype link so I can join in from next to the pool while I try to avoid being saved by greenpeace?

[FatLazyContractor]

FFS. Do people have a problem understanding Sarcasm? Or is it Sarchasm?

Eitherway, I think it is time I take the ladies for a ride on my might beast. Recent additions - Refrigerator, mood lighting and a couple of champers.

[woohoo]

Does it have to be on the 11th I'm at my clients Xmas party.

[BrilloPad]

And why the same date as the one for Southerners? Those of us who live in the Midlands could go to both if they were different dates

So FLC can get Wilmslow to himself.

[MicrosoftBob]

Make it Hebden Bridge, we can do some lezzer-baiting....

Or wait till they have a full on lezz off

[stek]

Make it Hebden Bridge, we can do some lezzer-baiting....

[Dallas]

Oldham, next to Todmorden; very high suicide rate round there. The realisation that the gene pool is that small they are all related.

You can pretend to have as much fun as you like, that neck of the woods makes the Counting House look like Stringfellows.

[FatLazyContractor]

And why the same date as the one for Southerners? Those of us who live in the Midlands could go to both if they were different dates

It is a fire test for you people of midlands. Choose the right path !

[FatLazyContractor]

Why we having it in Oldham? Why not Manchester?

Being the forum chav, you might get beaten up by scallies in Manchester. For your own good