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Toilets Installed at Oblique Angle

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    #21
    I was hoping for it to be a Cthulhu toilet, then weird angles would be normal
    Socialism is inseparably interwoven with totalitarianism and the abject worship of the state.

    No Socialist Government conducting the entire life and industry of the country could afford to allow free, sharp, or violently-worded expressions of public discontent.

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      #22
      Just to inject some toilet humour, this reminds me of the following youtube video, which is NSFW owing to footage of said unflushed toilet:

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Qt95KUOX_8

      where someone tries to unblock a toilet using a firework.

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        #23
        I still don't understand what a toilet at an oblique angle is?

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          #24
          Originally posted by barrydidit View Post
          It's a contractor bog then! To allow comfortable sleeping in clients time. Good show. Is there facility for resting ones head as well?
          I found an inflatable neck pillow, deflated and hidden behind the cistern when not in use, sorted the neck issues out when kipping in client co bogs.
          When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....

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            #25
            Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
            I found an inflatable neck pillow, deflated and hidden behind the cistern when not in use, sorted the neck issues out when kipping in client co bogs.
            Surely the noises you make when blowing it up give some indication that what you're doing is not exactly kosher?
            Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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              #26
              Originally posted by minestrone View Post
              I still don't understand what a toilet at an oblique angle is?
              Oh dear.
              Imagine you're sitting on the bog, right ?
              Then you decide to take a look at the old fella. You lean foreward to see over the beer belly.
              no joy.
              So you lift your feet up, to scrunch your bits into view.

              The bog, under this immense weight, starts to sag foreward


              it is now at an oblique angle
              (\__/)
              (>'.'<)
              ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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                #27
                Originally posted by minestrone View Post
                I still don't understand what a toilet at an oblique angle is?
                Ok, imagine you are looking down on the cubicle from above so that you have a plan view.

                At the top, you will have a horizontal representing the rear wall of the cubicle.

                The toilet should be oriented at 90 degrees to this wall such that the bisector of the toilet will be perpendicular to this horizontal.

                This is not the case.

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                  #28
                  I thought I knew what was described but now people's attempts to clarify it have left me unsure.

                  Are we talking about a)the toilet is rotated so it now tilts left/right b)it has tipped so it is leaning forwards/backwards? e.g. if you sit on it, are you falling sideways, forwards, or backwards?

                  And how does this help the taller gentleman?
                  Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                  I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                  Originally posted by vetran
                  Urine is quite nourishing

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
                    I thought I knew what was described but now people's attempts to clarify it have left me unsure.

                    Are we talking about a)the toilet is rotated so it now tilts left/right b)it has tipped so it is leaning forwards/backwards? e.g. if you sit on it, are you falling sideways, forwards, or backwards?

                    And how does this help the taller gentleman?
                    The toilet is angled slightly such that when a user is in situe, he is facing the left corner of the cubicle. If it were not installed at an oblique angle, the user would be fully facing the door.

                    The distance between the installation and the door is less than the distance between the installation and the left corner of the cubicle such that the user has several inches extra legroom.

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                      #30
                      Simple solution: don't sh.t on company time.
                      …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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