Reply to: Toilets Installed at Oblique Angle

[darmstadt]

Nice, try getting that into client cos toilets unseen

I've got the smaller version: https://play.google.com/store/apps/d....drumset&hl=en

[MrMarkyMark]

Nice, try getting that into client cos toilets unseen

Or you could have a banging tom tit....

[darmstadt]

Or you could have a banging tom tit....

[pjclarke]

The toilet is angled slightly such that when a user is in situe, he is facing the left corner of the cubicle. If it were not installed at an oblique angle, the user would be fully facing the door.

The distance between the installation and the door is less than the distance between the installation and the left corner of the cubicle such that the user has several inches extra legroom.

Oh, if only my specs had this level of accuracy, lucidity and detail. I may propose this snatch of prose as a template.

[Chuck]

Simple solution: don't sh.t on company time.

Why ever not? I find it quite comforting to know that I am being paid to take a Gladys.

[MrMarkyMark]

I had to go for an Eartha Kitt in a café in paris once, all 4 walls and ceiling were mirrored, I think I suffered from PTS in subsequent years from the experience.

You could have taken advantage and had a good w*nk to take your mind off it.

[minestrone]

I had to go for an Eartha Kitt in a café in paris once, all 4 walls and ceiling were mirrored, I think I suffered from PTS in subsequent years from the experience.

[MrMarkyMark]

If I don't sh.t on company time, can I claim toilet roll at home as a business expense?

Fill yer boots, you're in business, aren't you, you can claim whatever you want..

[WTFH]

If I don't sh.t on company time, can I claim toilet roll at home as a business expense?

[MrMarkyMark]

Simple solution: don't sh.t on company time.

I'm sure someone will come up with a cost benefit analysis, based on an average daily rate, average time elapsed, through not doing this, daily, on Client Cos time, shortly.

[WTFH]

Simple solution: don't sh.t on company time.

[Martin Scroatman]

I thought I knew what was described but now people's attempts to clarify it have left me unsure.

Are we talking about a)the toilet is rotated so it now tilts left/right b)it has tipped so it is leaning forwards/backwards? e.g. if you sit on it, are you falling sideways, forwards, or backwards?

And how does this help the taller gentleman?

The toilet is angled slightly such that when a user is in situe, he is facing the left corner of the cubicle. If it were not installed at an oblique angle, the user would be fully facing the door.

The distance between the installation and the door is less than the distance between the installation and the left corner of the cubicle such that the user has several inches extra legroom.

[d000hg]

I thought I knew what was described but now people's attempts to clarify it have left me unsure.

Are we talking about a)the toilet is rotated so it now tilts left/right b)it has tipped so it is leaning forwards/backwards? e.g. if you sit on it, are you falling sideways, forwards, or backwards?

And how does this help the taller gentleman?

[Martin Scroatman]

I still don't understand what a toilet at an oblique angle is?

Ok, imagine you are looking down on the cubicle from above so that you have a plan view.

At the top, you will have a horizontal representing the rear wall of the cubicle.

The toilet should be oriented at 90 degrees to this wall such that the bisector of the toilet will be perpendicular to this horizontal.

This is not the case.

[EternalOptimist]

I still don't understand what a toilet at an oblique angle is?

Oh dear.
Imagine you're sitting on the bog, right ?
Then you decide to take a look at the old fella. You lean foreward to see over the beer belly.
no joy.
So you lift your feet up, to scrunch your bits into view.

The bog, under this immense weight, starts to sag foreward


it is now at an oblique angle