What next Sharks with frickin laser beams
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Socialism is inseparably interwoven with totalitarianism and the abject worship of the state.
No Socialist Government conducting the entire life and industry of the country could afford to allow free, sharp, or violently-worded expressions of public discontent. -
"The Royal Navy hopes to develop a ship-mounted “death ray” laser cannon by 2020, the first sea lord, Admiral Sir George Zambellas, has announced at one of the world’s biggest arms fairs."
It will be renamed as "Peace Ray" under new Korbyn Regime. -
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Meanwhile, the ISIS R&D budget doesn't stretch quite that far.....
Islamic State using 'suicide chickens' strapped with explosives | Metro NewsThe greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't existComment
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Originally posted by LondonManc View PostMeanwhile, the ISIS R&D budget doesn't stretch quite that far.....
Islamic State using 'suicide chickens' strapped with explosives | Metro NewsOriginally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
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Originally posted by LondonManc View PostMeanwhile, the ISIS R&D budget doesn't stretch quite that far.....
Islamic State using 'suicide chickens' strapped with explosives | Metro NewsSocialism is inseparably interwoven with totalitarianism and the abject worship of the state.
No Socialist Government conducting the entire life and industry of the country could afford to allow free, sharp, or violently-worded expressions of public discontent.Comment
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Originally posted by SimonMac View PostAre chickens Kosher?The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't existComment
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Originally posted by LondonManc View PostIf you blow it up without stunning it first, it should fall under halal. That said, I don't know what the Quran says about high-speed blood-draining being an authorised slaughter process."Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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I am very much indebted to the arms fair - hotel rooms were SO expensive this week that I decided to work from home... Which was niceI'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this
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