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I am very much indebted to the arms fair - hotel rooms were SO expensive this week that I decided to work from home... Which was nice
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Only if you recite the appropriate prayer at the point of detonation.....Originally posted by LondonManc View PostIf you blow it up without stunning it first, it should fall under halal. That said, I don't know what the Quran says about high-speed blood-draining being an authorised slaughter process.
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If you blow it up without stunning it first, it should fall under halal. That said, I don't know what the Quran says about high-speed blood-draining being an authorised slaughter process.Originally posted by SimonMac View PostAre chickens Kosher?
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Typical blokes, they're just cock ledOriginally posted by LondonManc View PostMeanwhile, the ISIS R&D budget doesn't stretch quite that far.....
Islamic State using 'suicide chickens' strapped with explosives | Metro News
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Are chickens Kosher?Originally posted by LondonManc View PostMeanwhile, the ISIS R&D budget doesn't stretch quite that far.....
Islamic State using 'suicide chickens' strapped with explosives | Metro News
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Meanwhile, the ISIS R&D budget doesn't stretch quite that far.....
Islamic State using 'suicide chickens' strapped with explosives | Metro News
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Will there ever be a boy born, that can swim faster than a shark? G. Keenan (Team Leader)....
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"The Royal Navy hopes to develop a ship-mounted “death ray” laser cannon by 2020, the first sea lord, Admiral Sir George Zambellas, has announced at one of the world’s biggest arms fairs."
It will be renamed as "Peace Ray" under new Korbyn Regime.
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