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  • Pogle
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    I am very much indebted to the arms fair - hotel rooms were SO expensive this week that I decided to work from home... Which was nice

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  • DaveB
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    Originally posted by LondonManc View Post
    If you blow it up without stunning it first, it should fall under halal. That said, I don't know what the Quran says about high-speed blood-draining being an authorised slaughter process.
    Only if you recite the appropriate prayer at the point of detonation.....

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  • LondonManc
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    Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
    Are chickens Kosher?
    If you blow it up without stunning it first, it should fall under halal. That said, I don't know what the Quran says about high-speed blood-draining being an authorised slaughter process.

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  • MicrosoftBob
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    Originally posted by LondonManc View Post
    Meanwhile, the ISIS R&D budget doesn't stretch quite that far.....

    Islamic State using 'suicide chickens' strapped with explosives | Metro News
    Typical blokes, they're just cock led

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  • SimonMac
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    Originally posted by LondonManc View Post
    Meanwhile, the ISIS R&D budget doesn't stretch quite that far.....

    Islamic State using 'suicide chickens' strapped with explosives | Metro News
    Are chickens Kosher?

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  • LondonManc
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    Meanwhile, the ISIS R&D budget doesn't stretch quite that far.....

    Islamic State using 'suicide chickens' strapped with explosives | Metro News

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  • vetran
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    pity the Yanks have already done it.

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  • stek
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    Will there ever be a boy born, that can swim faster than a shark? G. Keenan (Team Leader)....

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  • AtW
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    "The Royal Navy hopes to develop a ship-mounted “death ray” laser cannon by 2020, the first sea lord, Admiral Sir George Zambellas, has announced at one of the world’s biggest arms fairs."

    It will be renamed as "Peace Ray" under new Korbyn Regime.

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  • MicrosoftBob
    started a topic Paging Dr Evil

    Paging Dr Evil

    What next Sharks with frickin laser beams

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