It's like a Vicky Pollard sketch

**Mordac** · 4 October 2006, 10:21

If that's not a damning indictment of what NewLie have done to education, I don't know what is...

**Hart-floot** · 4 October 2006, 10:32

Originally posted by Pondlife

From the BBC today

FFS! How stupid are these people.

Tell the Kidz another healthy option, eat a few rounds of vaseline on white bread just prior to birth. Might just work

**Dundeegeorge** · 4 October 2006, 10:56

tut tut shocking

I'm ging to tell Jamie about you. White bread indeed. Unhealthy and racist!

**expat** · 4 October 2006, 11:11

Originally posted by Pondlife

From the BBC today

FFS! How stupid are these people.

Lemme see, a government minister make an unsubstantiated claim in a minor speech, so you believe it.

Is that every time, or only if you like the story?

**Pondlife** · 4 October 2006, 11:44

Originally posted by expat

Lemme see, a government minister make an unsubstantiated claim in a minor speech, so you believe it.

Is that every time, or only if you like the story?

Of course it's only when I like the story.

**ChimpMaster** · 4 October 2006, 12:11

The Gov should stop all benefit payments to girls who have babies under the age of 16/17. As it stands these girls are breaking the law by having underage sex anyway, and then the Gov goes and rewards them with benefits!!

**Dundeegeorge** · 4 October 2006, 12:17

You're quite right

in fact they should be forced to have their babies in bus-shelters, with no pain relief (well, alright a couple of cans of cider then) and should then be forced to eat their newborn children, and the placenta. Raw.
They should also be sterilised using an empty cider can.
And then sent to the ovens.
Mwahahaha.

**Ardesco** · 4 October 2006, 12:48

Originally posted by TazMaN

The Gov should stop all benefit payments to girls who have babies under the age of 16/17. As it stands these girls are breaking the law by having underage sex anyway, and then the Gov goes and rewards them with benefits!!

wasn't there something about the age of consent being 14 if you got your parents permission, or was that for marriage (I vaugley remember it being talked about when i was at school and the general consensus was yeah right like you'd ever ask your parents).

Of course this being dragged up from when i was in school means there is a good chance it is complete and utter tosh, the amount of lies that went around the school yard that we thought were true...

**Dundeegeorge** · 4 October 2006, 12:50

No, it's 9

isn't it, but only if your parents have sold you to a (self-moderated)ing follower of the (self-moderated) of (self-moderated).

It's like a Vicky Pollard sketch