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    #11
    Originally posted by Dundeegeorge
    isn't it, but only if your parents have sold you to a (self-moderated)ing follower of the (self-moderated) of (self-moderated).
    You are insulting my (self-moderated) brothers. Death to infidels!

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      #12
      Don't forget

      Send the cost for the cider cans to their family. Possibly a little extreme.

      Tazman has a point in a way. Make benefits dependant on naming the father, bill him for the benefits ala CSA - obviously using private bailiffs, AIUI the CSA couldn't find any part of their anatomy with a torch & map.

      Make sure the parents & father are responsible for any costs up till the girls 18th birthday, after that offer the girls a room in a workhouse inspired hostel and continue billing the father.

      We shouldn't reward inconsiderate breeding that expects everyone else to fund them. I know of 3 that are entirely funded by the state in my wife's circle of friends , when they want to move up the housing list they just create another sprog. Sometimes they even use the same sperm donor.

      My little brother has a two bedroom flat that he rents out in a reasonable area of London, the local authority have rented it for a succession of young mothers on the social, however once they pop another sprog they have to upgraded to a house, happened twice so far.

      Compare that to the couple with 2 jobs each, he is a baggage handler by day and a doorman at night, she does cleaning & childcare. They were living with 4 children (she is catholic) and a lodger (who for various very sad reasons isn't paying rent) struggling to afford a 3 bed semi.

      After all its only fair.

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        #13
        Originally posted by vetran
        Send the cost for the cider cans to their family. Possibly a little extreme.

        Tazman has a point in a way. Make benefits dependant on naming the father, bill him for the benefits ala CSA - obviously using private bailiffs, AIUI the CSA couldn't find any part of their anatomy with a torch & map.

        Make sure the parents & father are responsible for any costs up till the girls 18th birthday, after that offer the girls a room in a workhouse inspired hostel and continue billing the father.

        We shouldn't reward inconsiderate breeding that expects everyone else to fund them. I know of 3 that are entirely funded by the state in my wife's circle of friends , when they want to move up the housing list they just create another sprog. Sometimes they even use the same sperm donor.

        My little brother has a two bedroom flat that he rents out in a reasonable area of London, the local authority have rented it for a succession of young mothers on the social, however once they pop another sprog they have to upgraded to a house, happened twice so far.

        Compare that to the couple with 2 jobs each, he is a baggage handler by day and a doorman at night, she does cleaning & childcare. They were living with 4 children (she is catholic) and a lodger (who for various very sad reasons isn't paying rent) struggling to afford a 3 bed semi.

        After all its only fair.
        Nothing changes. When I left the parental abode 19 years ago the advice I got from the council was 'Get a girl pregnant and we will move you to the top of the waiting list'

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          #14
          Originally posted by zathras
          Nothing changes. When I left the parental abode 19 years ago the advice I got from the council was 'Get a girl pregnant and we will move you to the top of the waiting list'
          Surprised the council didn't offer a dating+accomodation service with free pre-natal advice.
          Last edited by bogeyman; 4 October 2006, 13:31.

          You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.

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            #15
            Originally posted by vetran
            Make benefits dependant on naming the father, bill him for the benefits ala CSA

            You're assuming she knows which one of the hoody wearing chavs it was.

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