The Weekend Thread

[AtW]

Lying on a Miami beach followed with alligator hunting tomorrow

Remember - you need 4 crocs to have enough for a Birkin handbag.

[mudskipper]

Remember - you need 4 crocs to have enough for a Birkin handbag.

[xoggoth]

Cooooor!

Not a lot as weird lady friend is away. Maybe pint (of vodka I mean) at village club tonight if I can be bothered, usual drinky neighbour visit tomorrow.

One thing about not going out anywhere significant this week I haven't had to be a*sed to shave. Thought I'd just look even more like my sexy hero Albert Steptoe but it's worse than that, I am starting to look like Jeremy Corbyn. Free student grants for all, ban Trident!

PS But I don't look as ancient as him, although 3 years older, That's what believing socialist bollux does to you.
PPS If you can't grow a beard better than that weedy thing, best not to bother.

[AtW]

Sell Trident to Saudi Arabia to get rid of tuition fees

FTFY

[FatLazyContractor]

Lying on a Miami beach followed with alligator hunting tomorrow

Who is your dentist BTW?

[WTFH]

Who is your dentist BTW?

Walter Palmer...

[darmstadt]

Who is your dentist BTW?

Christian Szell

[barrydidit]

PPS If you can't grow a beard better than that weedy thing, best not to bother.

It wasn't always like that though



Looking at his direction of travel, beard-wise, I think I know where he is heading

[MarillionFan]

Remember - you need 4 crocs to have enough for a Birkin handbag.

Crocs and alligators are different.

Great day. Privately chartered an airboat as opposed to sharing with normal people. $300 for an off the beaten swamp was a good price. Then in wading in the swamp with alligators and turtles all around. Got a great picture of 7 alligators surfacing to take a good tasty look at my son just before the bank dropped off into deep water.