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Originally posted by AtW View PostRemember - you need 4 crocs to have enough for a Birkin handbag.
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Cooooor!
Not a lot as weird lady friend is away. Maybe pint (of vodka I mean) at village club tonight if I can be bothered, usual drinky neighbour visit tomorrow.
One thing about not going out anywhere significant this week I haven't had to be a*sed to shave. Thought I'd just look even more like my sexy hero Albert Steptoe but it's worse than that, I am starting to look like Jeremy Corbyn. Free student grants for all, ban Trident!
PS But I don't look as ancient as him, although 3 years older, That's what believing socialist bollux does to you.
PPS If you can't grow a beard better than that weedy thing, best not to bother.Last edited by xoggoth; 1 August 2015, 16:40.bloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)Comment
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Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
Sell Trident to Saudi Arabia to get rid of tuition feesComment
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostLying on a Miami beach followed with alligator hunting tomorrowComment
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Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View PostWho is your dentist BTW?…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View PostWho is your dentist BTW?“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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Originally posted by xoggoth View PostPPS If you can't grow a beard better than that weedy thing, best not to bother.
Looking at his direction of travel, beard-wise, I think I know where he is heading
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Originally posted by AtW View PostRemember - you need 4 crocs to have enough for a Birkin handbag.
Great day. Privately chartered an airboat as opposed to sharing with normal people. $300 for an off the beaten swamp was a good price. Then in wading in the swamp with alligators and turtles all around. Got a great picture of 7 alligators surfacing to take a good tasty look at my son just before the bank dropped off into deep water.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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