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    #11
    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Lying on a Miami beach followed with alligator hunting tomorrow
    Remember - you need 4 crocs to have enough for a Birkin handbag.

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      #12
      Originally posted by AtW View Post
      Remember - you need 4 crocs to have enough for a Birkin handbag.

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        #13
        Cooooor!

        Not a lot as weird lady friend is away. Maybe pint (of vodka I mean) at village club tonight if I can be bothered, usual drinky neighbour visit tomorrow.

        One thing about not going out anywhere significant this week I haven't had to be a*sed to shave. Thought I'd just look even more like my sexy hero Albert Steptoe but it's worse than that, I am starting to look like Jeremy Corbyn. Free student grants for all, ban Trident!

        PS But I don't look as ancient as him, although 3 years older, That's what believing socialist bollux does to you.
        PPS If you can't grow a beard better than that weedy thing, best not to bother.
        Last edited by xoggoth; 1 August 2015, 16:40.
        bloggoth

        If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
        John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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          #14
          Originally posted by xoggoth View Post


          Sell Trident to Saudi Arabia to get rid of tuition fees
          FTFY

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            #15
            Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
            Lying on a Miami beach followed with alligator hunting tomorrow
            Who is your dentist BTW?

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              #16
              Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
              Who is your dentist BTW?
              Walter Palmer...
              …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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                #17
                Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
                Who is your dentist BTW?
                Christian Szell
                Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
                  PPS If you can't grow a beard better than that weedy thing, best not to bother.
                  It wasn't always like that though



                  Looking at his direction of travel, beard-wise, I think I know where he is heading

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by AtW View Post
                    Remember - you need 4 crocs to have enough for a Birkin handbag.

                    Crocs and alligators are different.

                    Great day. Privately chartered an airboat as opposed to sharing with normal people. $300 for an off the beaten swamp was a good price. Then in wading in the swamp with alligators and turtles all around. Got a great picture of 7 alligators surfacing to take a good tasty look at my son just before the bank dropped off into deep water.
                    What happens in General, stays in General.
                    You know what they say about assumptions!

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