Looking for contractors with bad experience with Computer Futures

[SimonMac]

Opening Crawl, field of stars, dramatic music (can we get John Williams?)

Once upon a time warp. . . .

In a galaxy very, very, very, very, far away, there lived a ruthless
race of beings known as . . . Spaceballs Computer Futures.

Chapter Eleven

The evil leaders of Planet Spaceballs Computer Futures having foolishly spuandered
their precious clients, have devised a secret plan to take every
breath of air away from their peace-loving neighbor, Planet ContractorUK.

Today is Princess Admin's wedding day. Unbeknownest to the princess,
but knowest to us, danger lurks in the stars above. . .

If you can read this, you don't need glasses.

FTFY

[jmo21]

Used them for 2.5 years on a contract, always paid on time, no hassle.

[northernladuk]

I theard they brought in 3rd line support to lick the windows clean

They call in Lego for that.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/articl...dow-licker-toy

[NotAllThere]

And let's not forget the contracting elite - those consultant's working direct for clients.

[cojak]

Head down, man, head down!

And keep away from the windows.

[TykeMerc]

Head down, man, head down!

And keep away from the windows.

Don't forget to wear your CUK Moderators issue bullet, stab and flame proof vest too.