One day I will get to have a $hit in peace

[PurpleGorilla]

You poo at home? I only ever poo at work. One has to have something to do to pass the day.

What do you do at the weekend?

[Ticktock]

What do you do at the weekend?

Go to the office for a dump and invoice at 1.5x

[PurpleGorilla]

Go to the office for a dump and invoice at 1.5x

Lol

[meridian]

Last client only had two traps per floor, but that wasn't the worst bit.

The urinals' cleaning spray drenched anything within 2 feet of the bowl and kicked off at random times, anywhere between 30 seconds and 2 minutes, so once you heard the spray starting up if you weren't quick enough in holding it all in and stepping back with todger in hand while it finished then you ended up with a mixture of spray and piss all down the front of your trousers.

[FatLazyContractor]

Last client only had two traps per floor, but that wasn't the worst bit.

The urinals' cleaning spray drenched anything within 2 feet of the bowl and kicked off at random times, anywhere between 30 seconds and 2 minutes, so once you heard the spray starting up if you weren't quick enough in holding it all in and stepping back with todger in hand while it finished then you ended up with a mixture of spray and piss all down the front of your trousers.

Are you sure you weren't pissing in the bidet?

[xoggoth]

Got 3 bogs at home. More than enough for 2 people, maybe I will rent one out as a bedsit.

[FatLazyContractor]

YANCOTBAC

As for me, one person in the villa with 4 toilets.

[mudskipper]

Got 3 bogs at home. More than enough for 2 people, maybe I will rent one out as a bedsit.

A home for goldfish?

[greenlake]

A home for goldfish?

As long as people adhere to the rules....

[SueEllen]

As long as people adhere to the rules....

I didn't believe that was real until I worked at a client who for equality purposes also put a copy in the ladies.......