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Originally posted by TheLordDave View PostA pub owner mate of mine always complains that the state of the ladies toilets are way worse than the men's. Even had one girl, block the pan, then wedge the filler float down, lock the door and climb out over the top of the trap. Resulting in much flooding.
I didn't believe him, I mean how could a woman know how to open the top of the cistern?
And yeah some ladies toilets are so disgusting it's better to go in the men's.
That's also why clubs have those toilet attendants as it stops them being trashed.
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Originally posted by TheLordDave View PostA pub owner mate of mine always complains that the state of the ladies toilets are way worse than the men's. Even had one girl, block the pan, then wedge the filler float down, lock the door and climb out over the top of the trap. Resulting in much flooding.
I didn't believe him, I mean how could a woman know how to open the top of the cistern?
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A pub owner mate of mine always complains that the state of the ladies toilets are way worse than the men's. Even had one girl, block the pan, then wedge the filler float down, lock the door and climb out over the top of the trap. Resulting in much flooding.
I didn't believe him, I mean how could a woman know how to open the top of the cistern?
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Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View PostYANCOTBAC
As for me, one person in the villa with 4 toilets.
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Originally posted by xoggoth View PostGot 3 bogs at home. More than enough for 2 people, maybe I will rent one out as a bedsit.
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YANCOTBAC
As for me, one person in the villa with 4 toilets.
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Got 3 bogs at home. More than enough for 2 people, maybe I will rent one out as a bedsit.
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Originally posted by meridian View PostLast client only had two traps per floor, but that wasn't the worst bit.
The urinals' cleaning spray drenched anything within 2 feet of the bowl and kicked off at random times, anywhere between 30 seconds and 2 minutes, so once you heard the spray starting up if you weren't quick enough in holding it all in and stepping back with todger in hand while it finished then you ended up with a mixture of spray and piss all down the front of your trousers.
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Last client only had two traps per floor, but that wasn't the worst bit.
The urinals' cleaning spray drenched anything within 2 feet of the bowl and kicked off at random times, anywhere between 30 seconds and 2 minutes, so once you heard the spray starting up if you weren't quick enough in holding it all in and stepping back with todger in hand while it finished then you ended up with a mixture of spray and piss all down the front of your trousers.
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Originally posted by Ticktock View PostGo to the office for a dump and invoice at 1.5x
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostYou poo at home? I only ever poo at work. One has to have something to do to pass the day.
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