One day I will get to have a $hit in peace

[DaveB]

Do you appreciate that the more one eats, the more one sh!ts ?

Or, in the words of Chairman Mao:

"I eat a lot and I excrete a lot."

[Bluenose]

LOL Purple.

How I laughed at your post.

Too true.

[FatLazyContractor]

One client had three floors, two bogs (with multiple traps) per floor. So plenty.

Except the cleaners (must have been 6 of them), all turned up at 3-50pm. Had a chat then all went their respective bogs at the same time and all started on the mens first.

Every single bog in the company out of action for 30+ minutes at the same time.....

Sounds a bit like my last client in Bradford ...

[MarillionFan]

Do you appreciate that the more one eats, the more one sh!ts ?

What about someone like you, who talks a lot of sh!t?

[FatLazyContractor]

What about someone like you, who talks a lot of sh!t?

Reading all the sh!t you churn out makes one talk sh!t

Talking of sh!t, have you seen Suity of late?

[MarillionFan]

Reading all the sh!t you churn out makes one talk sh!t

Talking of sh!t, have you seen Suity of late?

I believe he's up sh!t creek with a sh!tty stick for a paddle.

[Halo Jones]

Happily not a problem for me, 3 toilets in the house (only BGG & I) & at work I tend to be the only female so I effectively have a private loo there too.

[d000hg]

MrsMac has cats, the number of times I have been dropping the kids off at the pool while browsing the iPad to be contronted by a cat is frightening, most of the time I don't even realise they are in there with me before I get comfy

Is that the same iPad you use in the kitchen?

[SimonMac]

Is that the same iPad you use in the kitchen?

[BrilloPad]

You poo at home? I only ever poo at work. One has to have something to do to pass the day.