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One day I will get to have a $hit in peace
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Originally posted by PurpleGorilla View PostWhat do you do at the weekend?Comment
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Last client only had two traps per floor, but that wasn't the worst bit.
The urinals' cleaning spray drenched anything within 2 feet of the bowl and kicked off at random times, anywhere between 30 seconds and 2 minutes, so once you heard the spray starting up if you weren't quick enough in holding it all in and stepping back with todger in hand while it finished then you ended up with a mixture of spray and piss all down the front of your trousers.Comment
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Originally posted by meridian View PostLast client only had two traps per floor, but that wasn't the worst bit.
The urinals' cleaning spray drenched anything within 2 feet of the bowl and kicked off at random times, anywhere between 30 seconds and 2 minutes, so once you heard the spray starting up if you weren't quick enough in holding it all in and stepping back with todger in hand while it finished then you ended up with a mixture of spray and piss all down the front of your trousers.Comment
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Got 3 bogs at home. More than enough for 2 people, maybe I will rent one out as a bedsit.bloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)Comment
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Originally posted by xoggoth View PostGot 3 bogs at home. More than enough for 2 people, maybe I will rent one out as a bedsit.Comment
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Originally posted by mudskipper View PostA home for goldfish?
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Originally posted by greenlake View PostAs long as people adhere to the rules....
"You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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