Oh Dear a few will be worried

[vetran]

Men who masturbate will get their hands PREGNANT says Islamic preacher | Daily Mail Online

Islamic preacher warns that men who masturbate will get their hands PREGNANT... and will have to look after their offspring in the afterlife
A preacher has said those who masturbate will find their hands pregnant
Mucahid Cihad Han was responding to a viewer's question on live TV
He added the man will have to look after his hands' offspring in the afterlife

[original PM]

I have no problems with religion.

I do have problems with illiterate, biased, bigoted liars spouting tulip in the name of religion though.

[SlipTheJab]

I take it this is different 'scholar' than the one who was adamant that the Sun revolved around the Earth.

[barrydidit]

Could be 'handy' though

[FatLazyContractor]

I wish it also gives multiple penises.

[tomtomagain]

Do we get paternity leave per tug?

[NotAllThere]

What happens if you bite your nails? Or lick your finger?

[Uncle Albert]

Glad I'm not going to heaven. The overcrowding must be terrible.

[tractor]

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It's true, he read it in Palms 2, v3.14