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  • tractor
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    .....

    It's true, he read it in Palms 2, v3.14

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  • Uncle Albert
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    Glad I'm not going to heaven. The overcrowding must be terrible.

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  • NotAllThere
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    What happens if you bite your nails? Or lick your finger?

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  • tomtomagain
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    Do we get paternity leave per tug?

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  • FatLazyContractor
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    I wish it also gives multiple penises.

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  • barrydidit
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    Could be 'handy' though

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  • SlipTheJab
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    I take it this is different 'scholar' than the one who was adamant that the Sun revolved around the Earth.

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  • original PM
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    I have no problems with religion.

    I do have problems with illiterate, biased, bigoted liars spouting tulip in the name of religion though.

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  • vetran
    started a topic Oh Dear a few will be worried

    Oh Dear a few will be worried

    Men who masturbate will get their hands PREGNANT says Islamic preacher | Daily Mail Online

    Islamic preacher warns that men who masturbate will get their hands PREGNANT... and will have to look after their offspring in the afterlife
    A preacher has said those who masturbate will find their hands pregnant
    Mucahid Cihad Han was responding to a viewer's question on live TV
    He added the man will have to look after his hands' offspring in the afterlife
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