If I got a lasagne ready meal on steak and blow job day I would be doing well.
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3 years of happy marriage...
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Originally posted by mudskipper View Post... as the old joke goes.
Silver wedding anniversary coming up in a few months.
I want to get Mr ms something a bit special, but struggling for ideas. (Hookers are a given.)
I thought about a nice watch (Breitling maybe), but someone (bunk? HyperD?) said it was something he'd need to want, and TBH he doesn't really wear chunky watches.
He doesn't wear any other jewellery, but I wouldn't be averse to buying the male equivalent of an eternity ring if such a thing exists.
Haven't really got a set budget - more than happy to spend a few K for the right present.
Any ideas?
Anal?Vote Corbyn ! Save this country !Comment
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Originally posted by fullyautomatix View PostAnal?When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....Comment
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Originally posted by mudskipper View Post... as the old joke goes.
Silver wedding anniversary coming up in a few months.
I want to get Mr ms something a bit special, but struggling for ideas. (Hookers are a given.)
I thought about a nice watch (Breitling maybe), but someone (bunk? HyperD?) said it was something he'd need to want, and TBH he doesn't really wear chunky watches.
He doesn't wear any other jewellery, but I wouldn't be averse to buying the male equivalent of an eternity ring if such a thing exists.
Haven't really got a set budget - more than happy to spend a few K for the right present.
Any ideas?McCoy: "Medical men are trained in logic."
Spock: "Trained? Judging from you, I would have guessed it was trial and error."Comment
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Originally posted by lilelvis2000 View PostWhy not check his browser history..see what online shops he visits? Maybe a multi-tool or swiss army knife engraved with his name?When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....Comment
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Originally posted by mudskipper View PostWhat a certain forum poster referred to as a Whoops baby!
Think I'm going for hotel room and packet of condoms. 3 will be more than enough.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Originally posted by vetran View Postsplash out and get a 12 pack, your mission is to use them all and still walk out with dignity if difficulty.McCoy: "Medical men are trained in logic."
Spock: "Trained? Judging from you, I would have guessed it was trial and error."Comment
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Originally posted by mudskipper View PostWhat a certain forum poster referred to as a Whoops baby!
Think I'm going for hotel room and packet of condoms. 3 will be more than enough.Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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Originally posted by mudskipper View PostThink I'm going for hotel room and packet of condoms. 3 will be more than enough.
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