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Could you go without sex for a month?
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A month... hardly a big deal. Surely most couples do that (at least) whenever they have a new baby?Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishing -
Originally posted by MicrosoftBob View PostThe last time I had to go a month without sex I was married
do we need a new thread in years to cover those unfortunately wed or the happily unattached?Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostYes, I could.
I know this for a solid fact.

I did do without sex for 15 years
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but then I lost my cherry!Comment
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Originally posted by d000hg View PostA month... hardly a big deal. Surely most couples do that (at least) whenever they have a new baby?
I think this is being declined sex not it being uncomfortable and therefore not on the menu.Comment
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I didn't mean [only] the physical aspects... but that both parents have more important things on their mind.Originally posted by vetran View PostI think this is being declined sex not it being uncomfortable and therefore not on the menu.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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I thought it was about people deciding to abstain.Originally posted by vetran View PostI think this is being declined sex not it being uncomfortable and therefore not on the menu.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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it is bad choice of words, the Thread seems to have descended into Decline not abstain.Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostI thought it was about people deciding to abstain.Comment
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Bill's wife hasn't had an orgasm in their 25 years of marriage. So one day Bill decides to go to the doctor to ask for some help the doctor says, 'she could be over heating. Try using a towel.'
So Bill is down the pub that evening and says to his friend John, "you're a big guy, you've got some muscles to you, and I know the women think you're wonderful in bed - can you help me with this." John agrees and they go home to help Bill's wife hopefully, finally, reach the promised land.
So Bill is having sex with his wife, whilst John is wafting the towel, and after 2 and a half hours she still hasn't orgasmed. So John says, 'let me have a go and you waft the towel.'
Low and behold, after 25 years, she has an amazing, earth-shattering orgasm.
And Bill turns to John and says, 'that my friend, is how you waft a bloody towel'.Comment
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Ah yes, good point.Originally posted by vetran View Postit is bad choice of words, the Thread seems to have descended into Decline not abstain.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Like sleepOriginally posted by d000hg View PostI didn't mean [only] the physical aspects... but that both parents have more important things on their mind.
I know of one guy who got a bollocking from the doctor when his young wife fell pregnant 3 weeks after having their first baby.Comment
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If it was his wife, that might explain the pregnancy.Originally posted by Batcher View PostLike sleep
I know of one guy who got a bollocking from the doctor when his young wife fell pregnant 3 weeks after having their first baby.Comment
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