Could you go without sex for a month?

[d000hg]

Yes, I could.

I know this for a solid fact.

A month... hardly a big deal. Surely most couples do that (at least) whenever they have a new baby?

[vetran]

The last time I had to go a month without sex I was married

Yes, I could.

I know this for a solid fact.

do we need a new thread in years to cover those unfortunately wed or the happily unattached?

I did do without sex for 15 years


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but then I lost my cherry!

[vetran]

A month... hardly a big deal. Surely most couples do that (at least) whenever they have a new baby?

I think this is being declined sex not it being uncomfortable and therefore not on the menu.

[d000hg]

I think this is being declined sex not it being uncomfortable and therefore not on the menu.

I didn't mean [only] the physical aspects... but that both parents have more important things on their mind.

[MaryPoppins]

I think this is being declined sex not it being uncomfortable and therefore not on the menu.

I thought it was about people deciding to abstain.

[vetran]

I thought it was about people deciding to abstain.

it is bad choice of words, the Thread seems to have descended into Decline not abstain.

[TheFaQQer]

Bill's wife hasn't had an orgasm in their 25 years of marriage. So one day Bill decides to go to the doctor to ask for some help the doctor says, 'she could be over heating. Try using a towel.'

So Bill is down the pub that evening and says to his friend John, "you're a big guy, you've got some muscles to you, and I know the women think you're wonderful in bed - can you help me with this." John agrees and they go home to help Bill's wife hopefully, finally, reach the promised land.

So Bill is having sex with his wife, whilst John is wafting the towel, and after 2 and a half hours she still hasn't orgasmed. So John says, 'let me have a go and you waft the towel.'

Low and behold, after 25 years, she has an amazing, earth-shattering orgasm.

And Bill turns to John and says, 'that my friend, is how you waft a bloody towel'.

[MaryPoppins]

it is bad choice of words, the Thread seems to have descended into Decline not abstain.

Ah yes, good point.

[Batcher]

I didn't mean [only] the physical aspects... but that both parents have more important things on their mind.

Like sleep

I know of one guy who got a bollocking from the doctor when his young wife fell pregnant 3 weeks after having their first baby.

[TheFaQQer]

Like sleep

I know of one guy who got a bollocking from the doctor when his young wife fell pregnant 3 weeks after having their first baby.

If it was his wife, that might explain the pregnancy.