Have you weighed your willy?

[FatLazyContractor]

Can't imagine how you'd go about weighing a penis, to be honest.

The question is, what sort of porn are you into?

[SunnyInHades]

Can't imagine how you'd go about weighing a penis, to be honest.

Derek, season 1, episode 3

Derek: I weighed the flour in that and Hannah said I've got to never use that scale again.
Dougie: Why?
Derek: Cos he weighed his knob on 'em.
Kev: Eight ounces of pure blood sausage coming right at ya.

[MaryPoppins]

The question is, what sort of porn are you into?

Naff off MF.

[DimPrawn]

Can't imagine how you'd go about weighing a penis, to be honest.

Sasguru, please pop onto the scales now.

[rhubarb]

Can't imagine how you'd go about weighing a penis, to be honest.

I shall attempt it later this evening.

[Ticktock]

I don't think it ever occurred to me to weigh it.

In the spirit of scientific discovery I think I might tonight. The question is, flop the fella on the kitchen scales (balls and all, or just the chap?), or weigh the full penis beaker, dunk and displace, then weigh the beaker again?

[d000hg]

You can google "density of meat" and then more easily measure the volume by displacement.

[DimPrawn]

Can't imagine how you'd go about weighing a penis, to be honest.

How about you stand on the scales and bend over, and we'll see how much it goes up when I pop the old chap in?

[FatLazyContractor]

How about you stand on the scales and bend over, and we'll see how much it goes up when I pop the old chap in?

That way, one can weigh two at a time lad!

[xoggoth]

Think I will fly to Jupiter to weigh mine.