Have you weighed your willy?

[Avalonia]

Seems like the natural progression for a website beloved of willy wavers.

[BrilloPad]

Seems like the natural progression for a website beloved of willy wavers.

Judging from the mental age of most their balls have not dropped.

[vetran]

The question is whether you weigh it, not how much it weighs.

well if rampant its rather difficult to weigh surely?

does hefting in your hands and smiling in the morning count? Or do you need to have to use a device designed to weigh things?

[GlenW]

My willy may not be very big but it has filled several prams.

[FatLazyContractor]

My willy may not be very big but it has filled several prams.

You should attend the Chinese spa in Cullingworth. They specialize in willy enlargement.

[GlenW]

You should attend the Chinese spa in Cullingworth. They specialize in willy enlargement.

I leave that up to the missus.

[barrydidit]

Having said that, one of the ex-FLCs went on her knees to measure me willy but never got to the end of it.

Couldn't she lift your gut up far enough to reach the base?

[FatLazyContractor]

Couldn't she lift your gut up far enough to reach the base?

I was hanging upside down innit!

[SunnyInHades]

Get some big scales out for this one..

"man living in Germany walking around with a 9-inch-long, 3-inch-wide penis. King Dingaling’s dong tips the scales at an astounding SEVEN POUNDS, and it’s all thanks to silicone injections."




Taken from This Is What Life Is Like For The Man With A 7-Pound, 9-Inch, Artificially-Enhanced Penis

[MaryPoppins]

Can't imagine how you'd go about weighing a penis, to be honest.