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Have you weighed your willy?

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    #41
    I asked my mom over the weekend how heavy I weighed when I was 12 (so pre-pubity). She said about 9 stone. Since then all that's changed in me as I've aged is I've become a man (if you know what i mean ladies!!). I now weight 13 stone, so I figure the old fella must be a good 4 stone Seems about right!
    I am what I drink, and I'm a bitter man

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      #42
      Originally posted by Whorty View Post
      I asked my mom over the weekend how heavy I weighed when I was 12 (so pre-pubity). She said about 9 stone. Since then all that's changed in me as I've aged is I've become a man (if you know what i mean ladies!!). I now weight 13 stone, so I figure the old fella must be a good 4 stone Seems about right!
      Does that make you a big c0ck then?

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        #43
        Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
        Does that make you a big c0ck then?
        You're not the first person to say that ...
        I am what I drink, and I'm a bitter man

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          #44
          Originally posted by Whorty View Post
          I asked my mom over the weekend how heavy I weighed when I was 12 (so pre-pubity). She said about 9 stone. Since then all that's changed in me as I've aged is I've become a man (if you know what i mean ladies!!). I now weight 13 stone, so I figure the old fella must be a good 4 stone Seems about right!
          I weigh and measure all 3 children every 6 months. Overall - not their bits! Gosh you are smutty minded aren't you....

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