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Life as a malingering *******

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    #11
    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    If my life was a book, it would be an ar$e wiper.
    FTFY.

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      #12
      Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
      FTFY.
      It wouldn't earn any money so that $ is very inaccurate...
      merely at clientco for the entertainment

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        #13
        New antibiotic resistance flu.

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          #14
          I'd say Man Flu but you fail the prerequisites.
          Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
          I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

          I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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            #15
            Sorry to hear your plight Suity.

            I'm sure it is difficult to cope without milk at home

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              #16
              Sounds like you need to exercise more.

              PS: exercising in the evening is bad for your health, did you not know?
              "Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark Twain

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                #17
                Originally posted by scooterscot View Post
                Sounds like you need to exercise more.

                PS: exercising in the evening is bad for your health, did you not know?
                How can you be this thick?

                Re-read the OP before posting again.
                Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
                  Last weekend, starting to feel better, now SY02 has a chest infection, and this evening I am coming down with it.

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                    This thread is far far better without pics (trust everyone else on this)
                    ftfy
                    merely at clientco for the entertainment

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                      Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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