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Life as a malingering *******

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    Life as a malingering *******

    Last year, last quarter I was in the gym. A lot. Carried all through Christmas. Moral high ground stuff. Eating well, cutting back on the grog.

    Into January, bit of work in Germany and spending my evenings in the gym. Starting to get really quite fit. And some muscle tone.

    Last week in January I get flu. Since then, week in week out I can't shake it.

    Two weeks ago I started feeling better, and even said to SY02 I might even go to the gym. Then tickly back of nose, and off we go again.

    Last weekend, starting to feel better, now SY02 has a chest infection, and this evening I am coming down with it.

    For the love of Pete, even when I take care of myself I'm still a malingering *******
    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

    #2
    Manchester United...

    MU... no, that's not it... er Millwall Football Club - MFC?...no, not that... mmm - MTFU, that's the one!

    HTH




    (BTW, someone showed me a facebook post from SY02 I think, big difference, keep it up)

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      #3
      Originally posted by Bacchus View Post
      Manchester United...

      MU... no, that's not it... er Millwall Football Club - MFC?...no, not that... mmm - MTFU, that's the one!

      HTH




      (BTW, someone showed me a facebook post from SY02 I think, big difference, keep it up)
      Expend, expunge, mmmmm nnnnggggg, no that's not it.


      Ahaha! Yes, expire in a fire!



      Edit : BTW Ta
      Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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        #4
        WTAF ? You start a thread telling us about your muscle tone and chest infection.. what a c0ck

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          #5
          Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
          Ahaha! Yes, expire in a fire!
          PLEASE take your own advice.

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            #6
            Originally posted by Avalonia View Post
            WTAF ? You start a thread telling us about your muscle tone and chest infection.. what a c0ck
            I could always tell you about my googly eye, woggly woggle, worm infested wooden leg and my baggy ball?
            Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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              #7
              Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
              I could always tell you about my googly eye, woggly woggle, worm infested wooden leg and my baggy ball?
              No thanks.

              Anyway you didn't have enough chicken soup.
              "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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                #8
                It makes sense now why you were creating tulip threads last week.

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                  #9
                  If my life was a book, it would be a page turner.
                  Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post

                    Last weekend, starting to feel better, now SY02 has a chest infection, and this evening I am coming down with it.
                    You seem to be following Sir Jimmy Saville in his footsteps. Having sex with diseased people!

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