Life as a malingering *******

[barrydidit]

I feel like teacher's pet now. Can I give you an apple?

MBP? That's taking the piss somewhat.

[mudskipper]

MBP? That's taking the piss somewhat.

Hey, we're contractors.

[SimonMac]

And I will just use a sawn off shotgun to hit everyone in this thread (bar MS & minestrone who have tried to calm things down).

So do not continue where you all left off, not only is it boring it's getting irritating as well.

Cojak with a shot gun?

Lucky she is that bad navigating she will miss most people (although as Suity and MF are the size of small exoplanets I think it's safe to say the will still get winged)

[FatLazyContractor]

[BrilloPad]

When is the next CUK social?

I propose we hold it at a gun range.

[SimonMac]

When is the next CUK social?

I propose we hold it at a gun range.

With your dubious history of mental health who said you'd get invited

[MarillionFan]

With your dubious history of mental health who said you'd get invited

His 8th personality.

[suityou01]

Still poorly

[TheFaQQer]

Go, Suity

[TykeMerc]

Still poorlya lying, attention seeking twat

FTFY.