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Feeling a bit better today. Like the war is won, but there's still a long cleanup ahead.
Taking these to try and rebuild my battered immune system :
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I think you should be an agent.Originally posted by Unix View PostJust read the thread. eek and TykeMerc should work at the Samaritans.
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Good to hear that they have given you a job in their canteen.Originally posted by suityou01 View PostThe canteen at lunch was like the Marie Celeste.
Sitting in the office now and there is like a Mexican wave of sneezing.
4 hrs I've been on site.
I was quite worried to know that your contract expired last week, you know!
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Dropping like flies here in Bonn
The canteen at lunch was like the Marie Celeste.
Sitting in the office now and there is like a Mexican wave of sneezing.
4 hrs I've been on site.
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostNobody forcing you to read the drivel you know.
WHS. You have time to read drivel posted by the likes of GittinsGal and not do anything about it because you enjoy it.
A bit of banter amongst regular non sockie posters and you are getting a shotgun out.
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Heard the exact same story from my son the other day. You ain't him surely? Please god (atheist version) no!
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