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Previously on "Life as a malingering *******"

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  • FatLazyContractor
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    Go Suity

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  • TheFaQQer
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    Go Suity

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  • suityou01
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    Originally posted by Unix View Post
    Did you get your get well soon card from eek?

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  • Unix
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    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    Feeling a bit better today. Like the war is won, but there's still a long cleanup ahead.

    Taking these to try and rebuild my battered immune system :

    Did you get your get well soon card from eek?

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  • suityou01
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    Feeling a bit better today. Like the war is won, but there's still a long cleanup ahead.

    Taking these to try and rebuild my battered immune system :

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  • FatLazyContractor
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    Originally posted by Unix View Post
    Just read the thread. eek and TykeMerc should work at the Samaritans.
    I think you should be an agent.

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  • Unix
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    Just read the thread. eek and TykeMerc should work at the Samaritans.

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  • tractor
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    ...

    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    The canteen at lunch was like the Marie Celeste.

    Sitting in the office now and there is like a Mexican wave of sneezing.

    4 hrs I've been on site.
    Is that a personal best?

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  • FatLazyContractor
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    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    The canteen at lunch was like the Marie Celeste.

    Sitting in the office now and there is like a Mexican wave of sneezing.

    4 hrs I've been on site.
    Good to hear that they have given you a job in their canteen.

    I was quite worried to know that your contract expired last week, you know!

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  • suityou01
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    Dropping like flies here in Bonn

    The canteen at lunch was like the Marie Celeste.

    Sitting in the office now and there is like a Mexican wave of sneezing.

    4 hrs I've been on site.

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  • fullyautomatix
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Nobody forcing you to read the drivel you know.

    WHS. You have time to read drivel posted by the likes of GittinsGal and not do anything about it because you enjoy it.

    A bit of banter amongst regular non sockie posters and you are getting a shotgun out.

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  • xoggoth
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    Heard the exact same story from my son the other day. You ain't him surely? Please god (atheist version) no!

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  • suityou01
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    TykeyBoy

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  • TykeMerc
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    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    Still poorlya lying, attention seeking twat
    FTFY.

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  • TheFaQQer
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    Go, Suity

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