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    #21
    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    I thought "Oh tulip, it's Valentine's day," and picked up an overpriced card in Sainsburys whilst I was shopping for fishcakes and mange tout.
    One of the local shops had a big poster "Valentine's Day Gifts Under £5" - I'm not sure that's a great piece of marketing really.
    Originally posted by MaryPoppins
    I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
    Originally posted by vetran
    Urine is quite nourishing

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      #22
      Originally posted by d000hg View Post
      One of the local shops had a big poster "Valentine's Day Gifts Under £5" - I'm not sure that's a great piece of marketing really.
      Probably a pack of condoms?

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        #23
        Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
        The background image at the top of that page looks like a long line of riot cops, each with a post-IT note stuck to their visor.

        Seems like the organisers are expecting trouble
        It's a CAMRA event. If they don't get their pork scratchings they get really grumpy.
        "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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          #24
          Originally posted by Halo Jones View Post
          I brought the requisite overpriced card but our celebrations will be a nice dinner at home, good sex with BGG & a weekend of games.
          Same here.

          Well, dinner at home that is. Not sex with BGG

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            #25
            Mr N and I never bother with it thankfully.
            "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

            Norrahe's blog

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              #26
              Originally posted by norrahe View Post
              Mr N and I never bother with it thankfully.
              Valentine's day or belly bumping?
              I'm not even an atheist so much as I am an antitheist; I not only maintain that all religions are versions of the same untruth, but I hold that the influence of churches, and the effect of religious belief, is positively harmful. [Christopher Hitchens]

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                #27
                Originally posted by GlenW View Post
                Valentine's day or belly bumping?
                Well given he's been seriously ill with back problems for the last few months, the latter is still out of the question.
                "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

                Norrahe's blog

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by norrahe View Post
                  Well given he's been seriously ill with back problems for the last few months, the latter is still out of the question.
                  So you going blind then??

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                    #29
                    We're booked into a fancy Indian restaurant - yummy! No card from me, but she'll get an over priced flower delivery tomorrow

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                      #30
                      Decided to treat the wife this year.....



                      Seems like the right thing to do as she always complains when I 'splash out' on her....
                      When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....

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