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d000hg replied

13 February 2015, 11:46
Didn't say who it was going to be good for.
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fullyautomatix replied

13 February 2015, 11:31
Originally posted by Halo Jones View Post

I brought the requisite overpriced card but our celebrations will be a nice dinner at home, good sex with BGG & a weekend of games.

Anal ?
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TheFaQQer replied

13 February 2015, 09:26
Let's face it, this is the only appropriate gift to get her

Cards available here.
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FatLazyContractor replied

12 February 2015, 21:06
Originally posted by tarbera View Post

Indeed she needs to be careful when your working away from home

you are
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tarbera replied

12 February 2015, 21:03
Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post

Probably a pack of condoms?

Indeed she needs to be careful when your working away from home
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MicrosoftBob replied

12 February 2015, 19:35
Originally posted by TestMangler View Post

Seems like the right thing to do as she always complains when I 'splash out' on her....

Tells her it's the latest trend in spar treatments and better for her complexion than a mud pack
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TestMangler replied

12 February 2015, 18:49
Decided to treat the wife this year.....

Seems like the right thing to do as she always complains when I 'splash out' on her....
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vwdan replied

12 February 2015, 18:19
We're booked into a fancy Indian restaurant - yummy! No card from me, but she'll get an over priced flower delivery tomorrow
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original PM replied

12 February 2015, 17:22
Originally posted by norrahe View Post

Well given he's been seriously ill with back problems for the last few months, the latter is still out of the question.

So you going blind then??
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norrahe replied

12 February 2015, 15:05
Originally posted by GlenW View Post

Valentine's day or belly bumping?

Well given he's been seriously ill with back problems for the last few months, the latter is still out of the question.
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GlenW replied

12 February 2015, 15:03
Originally posted by norrahe View Post

Mr N and I never bother with it thankfully.

Valentine's day or belly bumping?
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norrahe replied

12 February 2015, 15:02
Mr N and I never bother with it thankfully.
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Platypus replied

12 February 2015, 14:48
Originally posted by Halo Jones View Post

I brought the requisite overpriced card but our celebrations will be a nice dinner at home, good sex with BGG & a weekend of games.

Same here.

Well, dinner at home that is. Not sex with BGG
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DaveB replied

12 February 2015, 14:37
Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post

The background image at the top of that page looks like a long line of riot cops, each with a post-IT note stuck to their visor.

Seems like the organisers are expecting trouble

It's a CAMRA event. If they don't get their pork scratchings they get really grumpy.
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FatLazyContractor replied

12 February 2015, 14:36
Originally posted by d000hg View Post

One of the local shops had a big poster "Valentine's Day Gifts Under £5" - I'm not sure that's a great piece of marketing really.

Probably a pack of condoms?
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