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Permies constantly joking about contractors being rich
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Neither do many contractorsOriginally posted by Zero Liability View PostBest ignored - most of them haven't got the foggiest idea about what it involves, or any commercial acumen. The end client clearly sees value in the engagement, and that is all that matters, not banter or envious whining.
Of course, they could always give it a go themselves...
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hang on ill ask
Also offers hair removal with blow torch, you interested ?Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View PostDoes he just bleed your pipes? Or any extras?
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That is certainly AtW stuff!Originally posted by colinrobinson View PostAlso offers hair removal with blow torch, you interested ?
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As the subject suggests, the permies are "joking", i.e. funny ha ha...
Not to be taken seriously, they're not plotting to duff you over in the car park and take your cash on pay day.
Nothing to stop you sneering back and saying "good morning pleb" to all the permies in the office.
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Bah. You stole my line.Originally posted by mudskipper View PostYou're always alluding to how high your day rate is (even in the opening post). I imagine if you're the same in the office, they would get pissed off.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Don't worry it wasn't a funny or interesting line.Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostBah. You stole my line.Comment
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Or the religious method, "knock once for no and don't knock for yes".Originally posted by zeitghostOuija board.
Is there anybody there? Knock once for yes, knock twice for no.
I'm not even an atheist so much as I am an antitheist; I not only maintain that all religions are versions of the same untruth, but I hold that the influence of churches, and the effect of religious belief, is positively harmful. [Christopher Hitchens]Comment
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