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Well I never...Birmingham is only Muslim

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    #41
    Birmingham...



    Islamabad...

    “Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”

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      #42
      Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
      Did someone say Bradford?
      Was just going to say that...I reckon he misheard his "source"
      Blood in your poo

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        #43
        Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
        Birmingham...

        Good to see we still lead the world in bespoke foam-cutting services

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          #44
          Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
          Good to see we still lead the world in bespoke foam-cutting services
          Unfortunately, the number advertised on the Foam cutting services isn't active. Sorry to carry the news, but Foam cutting seems to be outsourced!

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            #45
            Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
            Unfortunately, the number advertised on the Foam cutting services isn't active. Sorry to carry the news, but Foam cutting seems to be outsourced!
            Outsourced, well I'm sure Birmingham will bounce back, they won't take it lying down and will win back their cushy jobs.
            Last edited by woohoo; 12 January 2015, 14:21.

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              #46
              Originally posted by GlenW View Post
              Okay, she isn't a Muslim, does that help?
              Slightly. Are any of your other wives Muslim?
              Originally posted by MaryPoppins
              I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
              Originally posted by vetran
              Urine is quite nourishing

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                #47
                Islamabad


                Birmingham
                Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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                  #48
                  Originally posted by d000hg View Post
                  Slightly. Are any of your other wives Muslim?
                  Nope, the Brummie is a witch and the current Mrs W is Irish Catholic, I've never had much of a chance have I?
                  I'm not even an atheist so much as I am an antitheist; I not only maintain that all religions are versions of the same untruth, but I hold that the influence of churches, and the effect of religious belief, is positively harmful. [Christopher Hitchens]

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                    #49
                    Originally posted by GlenW View Post
                    Nope, the Brummie is a witch and the current Mrs W is Irish Catholic, I've never had much of a chance have I?
                    You want to be careful of them with their funny robes and headdresses and religious schools! They could be up to anything!
                    "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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                      #50
                      Originally posted by DaveB View Post
                      You want to be careful of them with their funny robes and headdresses and religious schools! They could be up to anything!
                      I may be old fashioned, but if she leaves a room and doesn't take her handbag I follow her.
                      I'm not even an atheist so much as I am an antitheist; I not only maintain that all religions are versions of the same untruth, but I hold that the influence of churches, and the effect of religious belief, is positively harmful. [Christopher Hitchens]

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