Well I never...Birmingham is only Muslim

[FatLazyContractor]

I may be old fashioned, but if she leaves a room and doesn't take her handbag I follow her.

With her handbag?

On a slightly unrelated note, I wonder why women carry their handbags even when they visit the toilets!

[DodgyAgent]

toilets!

Please do not use that word

[FatLazyContractor]

Please do not use that word

I know, it hurts to know where your clan get their food from!

[Zero Liability]

He didn't say Islam, though - he said Islamabad which is a city in Pakistan. It doesn't take much of a leap to know exactly what he bloody meant.

It does. I mean the first thing I'd think of is a snipe at Birmingham's level of development.

[lilelvis2000]

Birmingham


Islamabad


Birmingham


Islamabad


Birmingham


Islamabad


I can see how you got confused.

None of those are islamabad. Rawalpindi perhaps, but definitely not Islamabad. A couple of them looked like Rochdale.

[mudskipper]

With her handbag?

On a slightly unrelated note, I wonder why women carry their handbags even when they visit the toilets!

1) Would you leave your wallet, phone and keys unattended while you go for a wee?
2) They may wish to apply lipstick etc whilst in the toilets.
3) They may have items in their bag which are needed for the toilet visit

[vetran]

I know, it hurts to know where your clan get their food from!

I think its the "Toil" part that offends he is an agent after all.

[FatLazyContractor]

1) Would you leave your wallet, phone and keys unattended while you go for a wee?
2) They may wish to apply lipstick etc whilst in the toilets.
3) They may have items in their bag which are needed for the toilet visit

Fair enough. I leave my wallet and keys in my satchel which usually sits in my storage box under the desk.

I can do without toilet paper, but not without my phone.

[darmstadt]

Fair enough. I leave my wallet and keys in my satchel which usually sits in my storage box under the desk.

I can do without toilet paper, but not without my phone.

Muslim...Islamic Toilet Etiquette - My Religion Islam

One should remove the feces on one's anus with one's finger and wash one's hand. If there are still traces of filth, one should wash them with water.

[d000hg]

With her handbag?

On a slightly unrelated note, I wonder why women carry their handbags even when they visit the toilets!

The same reason men take their wallets with them.