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Well I never...Birmingham is only Muslim

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    #51
    Originally posted by GlenW View Post
    I may be old fashioned, but if she leaves a room and doesn't take her handbag I follow her.
    With her handbag?

    On a slightly unrelated note, I wonder why women carry their handbags even when they visit the toilets!

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      #52
      Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
      toilets!
      Please do not use that word
      Let us not forget EU open doors immigration benefits IT contractors more than anyone

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        #53
        Originally posted by DodgyAgent View Post
        Please do not use that word
        I know, it hurts to know where your clan get their food from!

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          #54
          Originally posted by vwdan View Post
          He didn't say Islam, though - he said Islamabad which is a city in Pakistan. It doesn't take much of a leap to know exactly what he bloody meant.
          It does. I mean the first thing I'd think of is a snipe at Birmingham's level of development.
          Last edited by Zero Liability; 12 January 2015, 21:45.

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            #55
            Originally posted by DaveB View Post
            Birmingham


            Islamabad


            Birmingham


            Islamabad


            Birmingham


            Islamabad


            I can see how you got confused.
            None of those are islamabad. Rawalpindi perhaps, but definitely not Islamabad. A couple of them looked like Rochdale.
            McCoy: "Medical men are trained in logic."
            Spock: "Trained? Judging from you, I would have guessed it was trial and error."

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              #56
              Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
              With her handbag?

              On a slightly unrelated note, I wonder why women carry their handbags even when they visit the toilets!
              1) Would you leave your wallet, phone and keys unattended while you go for a wee?
              2) They may wish to apply lipstick etc whilst in the toilets.
              3) They may have items in their bag which are needed for the toilet visit

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                #57
                Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
                I know, it hurts to know where your clan get their food from!
                I think its the "Toil" part that offends he is an agent after all.
                Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                  #58
                  Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
                  1) Would you leave your wallet, phone and keys unattended while you go for a wee?
                  2) They may wish to apply lipstick etc whilst in the toilets.
                  3) They may have items in their bag which are needed for the toilet visit
                  Fair enough. I leave my wallet and keys in my satchel which usually sits in my storage box under the desk.

                  I can do without toilet paper, but not without my phone.

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                    #59
                    Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
                    Fair enough. I leave my wallet and keys in my satchel which usually sits in my storage box under the desk.

                    I can do without toilet paper, but not without my phone.
                    Muslim...Islamic Toilet Etiquette - My Religion Islam

                    One should remove the feces on one's anus with one's finger and wash one's hand. If there are still traces of filth, one should wash them with water.
                    Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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                      #60
                      Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
                      With her handbag?

                      On a slightly unrelated note, I wonder why women carry their handbags even when they visit the toilets!
                      The same reason men take their wallets with them.
                      Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                      I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                      Originally posted by vetran
                      Urine is quite nourishing

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