What sort of criminal would you be?

[BrilloPad]

A couple of weeks ago I met with a friend who introduced me to someone who has never done an honest days work in his life. He has done porridge - but has a hell of alot of money.

He says he has been very lucky. And that being a criminal is a very very bad choice. Way way better to do things the honest way with the law on your side.

[mudskipper]

Where's the tax dodger option?

[darmstadt]

A couple of weeks ago I met with a friend who introduced me to someone who has never done an honest days work in his life. He has done porridge - but has a hell of alot of money.

He says he has been very lucky. And that being a criminal is a very very bad choice. Way way better to do things the honest way with the law on your side.

A banker, a lawyer, an MP? Actually probably none of them as you said he's done porridge...

[BrilloPad]

A banker, a lawyer, an MP? Actually probably none of them as you said he's done porridge...

Or maybe all of them?

You are right - those lot never do stir. Last I remember was Ernest Saunders who said he found prison stressful so he was let out!

[vwdan]

[vetran]

Sure you didn't mean bugger?

its only illegal if you tie them up, use your fist & film it apparently.